1. trying to forced or take a friend or relations man. All is fair in love and war! Rumor has flee that women have bring a new way in locking their phones, hiding their men and forming on their gist from so called friends because it is a jungle and treble out there…
2. Re composing themselves. Pretense is the key order of the day. No man wants to teach the in sense and Knowledge or come up with an honest female out of a dis honest one so once marriage is comes up, women formed themselves in pseudo, pack-made easy-to-control, expensive desirable packages. After marriage, the outcome you see is what you get!
3. Forcing him with pregnancy. This is done in the old school method of getting a man to agree. From removing the pill to seduce the man or making him drunk when she is ovulating, a woman usually aware she had the man where she needed him once she cant find or miss her period even thou if there is no commitment.
Now the guys are agree YES to child support and baby mamas .Whether Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have come up there game by associating the parents and you know parents hate scandals.
4. Praying&Fasting. This will presumably be an opportunity way of getting a husband but
sometimes the prayers comes up to deities other than God & other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat.
5. caring his picture to places for a prophetess to pray over or a powerful Alfa. it look like a charm.
6. using his sperm, hair or personal effects to herbalist So Guys be careful , disposing off your condoms yourself is not such a bad opinion
8. getting and using love portion in his food! This is incredible and timeless but should not it be mention a compelling portion? Because in this situation , love is by force!
9. Agree and conclude YES to a man you despise! A woman has two form of men mostly on her case. The correct guys and the dis-gos. The dis-gos mostly finalize as rebounds but most a woman has shocked a despondent toaster with a uncertainty yes and men have finalize and knew well that truly there is nothing God cannot do!
10. Proposing and want a guy! Yes it does happen… (Who be the one to wears the engagement ring?).
11. Seducing a man's family so they agree the decision for him! A friend noticed that a girl he detested has over the months getting nearly to his family. wasting money on them, cooking for them and actually being there go-to’ girl and it comes up like this that his mum has put her foot down that he had to separate with his girlfriend and agree on little-miss-went-home-to-mama. coming up with on how much power the family use, there word may be finalize and conclude.
12. Requesting daddy to get you a husband! If daddy's a big shot, preparing a husband for you is usually as simple as pie and some men will agree and sell sell their souls for a large chunk of daddy's wealth so both parties are happy living…
13. Acting your man's mega! Some women has this taught that when you at the last get a man to be concern in you, corrupting him and too much every things his every mistake will get you into a white gown early than an okada chased by LASTMA! Some men did not mind a woman who feed them, clothes them, accommodate them, gives him pocket money, never gets angry with them even when they did the wrong part and wash,sweep and cleans up after them with small or no contribution from them… Living the dream
14. Giving him little freedom as concern as he proposes. “Tell me I am the only baby in his life, tell me I am the future mother who will bear your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Ngozi!” Women like and make sure within there power be the one and Only in there man's life, now coming as the number one is good chances…
15. low class be discriminated, barley educated brother in exchange for a ring! The deal is clear, you order your cleaner, gate-man or driver to night school, you give him language order, you take him to purchase some new clothes and design and taught him to call you as honey instead of madam and in exchange, at a stage he become to marry you, share an expensive bedroom and never think about his bills ever again!
16. Making yourself look so specail in changing your style of dressing to seduce him and also learn the karma-sutra, do a vaginoplasty and changed age on your birth certificate to be 23 Botox, Visiting an hospital in changing your status, and using magic body to get on him.
17. Trying to make yourself a worker in church! Rumor has flee it that men goes to church to find woman to marry, the same rumor also open up that greeter, ‘Ushers’ and lead Soloists has the good exposure…praise the Lord!
18. Re-Locating to a new town or part of town so that you are the new girl. This always attract the men interest and at the same time you get to forget away from your past and the old maid labels! join this with number 16 high and ooh la la!
19. Leaving your hopes, dreams and ambitions! theres been saying people say that women depending for a prince charming to get them marry, virgins is an formed of old school, well literacy women are forming, rich women are Well use, ambitious women act and are conceited, women with founding for jobs will not create time for their families, women who need a faithful man are deluded and women who did not get pregnant before wedlock have something bad with their plumbing! So forsake the masters, don’t even dream or think of a PhD, leave your job, share away all your money and surely a husband will come… And if all else fails…
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